A little Christmas humor
- soiltester
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Re: A little Christmas humor
MMMMMMM .. m' I reading too much into that resemblance of a remark
ever wonder where the white goes when the snow melts??
- HunterGKS
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Re: A little Christmas humor
Do you know how to catch a polar bear??
1. You drill a big hole in the ice.
2. You put seal blubber all around the hole.
3. When the bear comes to eat the blubber, you kick him in the ice hole!!!!
But be careful...........BE VERY CAREFUL!!!!
1. You drill a big hole in the ice.
2. You put seal blubber all around the hole.
3. When the bear comes to eat the blubber, you kick him in the ice hole!!!!
But be careful...........BE VERY CAREFUL!!!!
George
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR BODY STILL. YOUR HEART JUST HASN'T CAUGHT ON.
.17 = NITRO OF THE RIMFIRE WORLD USAF 1969-1973
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR BODY STILL. YOUR HEART JUST HASN'T CAUGHT ON.
.17 = NITRO OF THE RIMFIRE WORLD USAF 1969-1973
- Hognutz
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Re: A little Christmas humor
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
I am the man from Nantucket.
“Leave the gun, take the cannoli” -Clemensa
When attacked by a group of clowns...Go for the Juggler!!
I am the man from Nantucket.
“Leave the gun, take the cannoli” -Clemensa
When attacked by a group of clowns...Go for the Juggler!!
Re: A little Christmas humor
TURKEYS
COYOTES
DEER
SQUIRRELS
(all in this order)
COYOTES
DEER
SQUIRRELS
(all in this order)