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A little Christmas humor

Posted: December 6th, 2017, 9:38 pm
by 2Shooter
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Re: A little Christmas humor

Posted: December 6th, 2017, 11:12 pm
by Hoobilly
:LMAO:

Re: A little Christmas humor

Posted: December 7th, 2017, 7:19 am
by soiltester
MMMMMMM .. m' I reading too much into that resemblance of a remark :LMAO: :LMAO:

Re: A little Christmas humor

Posted: December 7th, 2017, 9:08 am
by HunterGKS
Do you know how to catch a polar bear??

1. You drill a big hole in the ice.

2. You put seal blubber all around the hole.

3. When the bear comes to eat the blubber, you kick him in the ice hole!!!!

But be careful...........BE VERY CAREFUL!!!!
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Re: A little Christmas humor

Posted: December 7th, 2017, 10:57 am
by Hognutz
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

Re: A little Christmas humor

Posted: December 7th, 2017, 9:11 pm
by OLE RASPY
😂😂😂