HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

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HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by CamoMan4025 » September 18th, 2011, 7:34 am

So who is HE............VAHUNTER that is....Yep, we made plans to go to his house and do some rifle shooting yesterday. Well, we had it planned for a few days. Me and a buddy were invited. Shawn said hey Kevin, can you stop by Dunkin Donuts and pick up a dozen donuts for my girls...........I'll pay you back! He further said that he had some nice big ribeyes we could have for lunch and some fresh brewed sweet tea his wife made. I was looking forward to a day of fun with a few good friends.

Well we get there and I give him the donuts and he says, oh crap, spent my last bit of cash of Jack Daniels, Cigarettes and a Tattoo.....sorry. Oh and by the way, I can't shoot today, I got a better offer from a friend of mine to go hang out with him and his buddies at the river. Oh then he said, just joking, I have to take my daughter to softball practice now................then he's out shooting his bow off the porch. He then said, I have to run into town for just a few minutes.............2 hours later he comes back with beer on his breath???

I said well, I've had enough, where are the steaks. He said, oh crap, I forgot, grilled them out last night in my drunken stupor.............here have some vienna sausages!!!

I'm so hurt, I don't know what to do, any help would be appreciated :shaking: :shaking:
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Re: HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by Turkey Talker » September 18th, 2011, 10:02 am

You need a new jake hunting friend
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Re: HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by vaturkey » September 18th, 2011, 11:27 am

Camoman

Sorry you had such a crappy day !! Looks like you need some more donuts to make you feel better !! :thumbup:



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Re: HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by Gobbler » September 18th, 2011, 1:36 pm

Invite him to dinner and drinks one evening.
Run up the tab.
When the check comes tell him wait a minute my wallet is in the car I'll be right back.
Drive home.
Try not to wreck will driving and laughing at the same time. :thumbup: :D

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Re: HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by CamoMan4025 » September 18th, 2011, 6:34 pm

Hey Big G.............that's a great idea!
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Re: HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by GOLD HUNTER » September 18th, 2011, 7:05 pm

WOW......... that happens to me all the time !!! :violent1:

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Re: HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by Ticeman » September 18th, 2011, 8:00 pm

Nice friends you have Kevvy!

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Re: HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by Moore » September 19th, 2011, 2:53 am

Gobbler wrote:Invite him to dinner and drinks one evening.
Run up the tab.
When the check comes tell him wait a minute my wallet is in the car I'll be right back.
Drive home.
Try not to wreck will driving and laughing at the same time. :thumbup: :D
:lol: :lol:

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Re: HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by FuzzSawyer » September 19th, 2011, 9:50 am

I have a friend like that. Just keep laying it on! :D

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Re: HE........Can't be TRUSTED!!!

Post by Stinky J Picklestein » September 19th, 2011, 12:20 pm

..."here have some vienna sausages"

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