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Happy birthday ya' ole' Fella' :LMAO:

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Happy birthday 🎂
Dang he’s old 103. Gotta be oldest member here.
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Happy Birthday, Ronnie!! Have yourself a wonderful day surrounded by those you love. May the Lord bless you with many more! 🙏
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Is he even 50 yet?

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OLE RASPY wrote: June 24th, 2019, 8:46 am Happy birthday 🎂
Dang he’s old 103. Gotta be oldest member here.
WHATS THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE RONNIE? :toothy7:
I think he hit 103 last year. Secret to this crazy longevity is his finely tuned sense of humor.

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Thanks everybody. Been a good one so far. Have spent most of the day watching my dog Bristol chase deer out of the yard. My Wife chases us out of the house, then Bristol chases the deer out of the yard. We wait a while and go back inside, then its not long we repeat the whole process.
OLE RASPY wrote: June 24th, 2019, 8:46 am WHATS THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE RONNIE? :toothy7:
I can honestly say I've never been this old before. The secret is don't worry about time or keep track of it, Kind of like a turkey. No place to go and all day to get there, and even at that I'm usually late. Good example was this morning. First conscious thought I had today was sitting on the edge of my bed with one shoe on. I couldn't remember if I was getting up or going to bed. So I took that one shoe off and went back to bed.
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Have a good one.... :violent1:
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Going back to bed, good choice. What if you hadn't slept yet? Narrowly escaped a bad scene there. :joker:
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I laughed so hard I farted.
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:lol: at least it wasn't a shart.
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guesswho wrote: June 24th, 2019, 7:02 pm :lol: at least it wasn't a shart.
Close. Lol
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Happy Birthday
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OLE RASPY wrote: June 24th, 2019, 7:39 pm
guesswho wrote: June 24th, 2019, 7:02 pm :lol: at least it wasn't a shart.
Close. Lol
reminds me of a local feller here named Bela Heinzman he farted and looked at my dad and asked..

Are farts lumpy????
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When I was about 5 or 6 I was always camping in a tent with my Mom and Dad during deer season and turkey season. During deer season it can get pretty cold at times in central Florida, cold enough for frost. My Dad always told me if it got cold enough your farts would freeze and look like little cloudy frozen ice balls. Then you could throw them by the fire and they would thaw out and make the noise. I'd try and he would always say nope, not cold enough yet, keep trying. Now I know he was just trying to get me to shart myself :banghead: :lol:
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EEEEWWWWHHHHHHHH, I believe I'm on the "Not To Know Basis" :LMAO: :LMAO: :stir:
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Happy Birthday, and remember "never trust a fart said the white underwear" !
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guesswho wrote: June 25th, 2019, 4:13 pm When I was about 5 or 6 I was always camping in a tent with my Mom and Dad during deer season and turkey season. During deer season it can get pretty cold at times in central Florida, cold enough for frost. My Dad always told me if it got cold enough your farts would freeze and look like little cloudy frozen ice balls. Then you could throw them by the fire and they would thaw out and make the noise. I'd try and he would always say nope, not cold enough yet, keep trying. Now I know he was just trying to get me to shart myself :banghead: :lol:
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Happy Birthday, you Ole fart!!! Hope you had a Great one!!!
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Man, when you call someone old it carries some weight :lol:
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Yep, well, I'm allowed. I'm older than you! 105 the last time I checked,... lol :D

Did you have a good season Ronnie,... normal, better, or worse???
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Wasn't to bad. Time has been limited the last couple of years, but I make the most of what I have. Good to hear things are going your way. Hopefully things get back to normal and stay that way for a long time.
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