Fresh pineapple

[Hoobilly]

Who all loves fresh pineapple!??

Man I love it!

However.. gassssss city!

Like a healthier colon cleanse I reckon

[jryser]

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[Hognutz]

I eat lots of fresh pineapple. I love it. Never really noticed the gas thing, though.
I can pretty much fart at will, and never attributed this unique talent, to just pineapples. 🤪

[MKW]

You got one of those thingamajigs that spirals the pineapple out leaving the core??

[Hoobilly]

You got one of those thingamajigs that spirals the pineapple out leaving the core??

Nope!

Big ol knife cutting into chunks

Hognutz..

[MKW]

These things are nothing short of magical!

[BirdCatcher]

Having lived in Hawaii and Asia, I love pineapple. Delicious!!

[Hoobilly]

These things are nothing short of magical!
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nice!

[appalachianassassin]

I love pineapple and ripping a big one.

[Grumpy]

Who all loves fresh pineapple!??

Man I love it!

However.. gassssss city!

Like a healthier colon cleanse I reckon

Maybe you better change your DEPENDS every 3 days whether they need it or not, I do now since all the whispering behind my back at the senior center when I came for lunch....

[Hoobilly]

Who all loves fresh pineapple!??

Man I love it!

However.. gassssss city!

Like a healthier colon cleanse I reckon

Maybe you better change your DEPENDS every 3 days whether they need it or not, I do now since all the whispering behind my back at the senior center when I came for lunch....

this stuff came out so violently I wouldve had to change my shoes and socks if it wasnt for the toilet being nearby

[Cut N Run]

Pineapples are your friend. I love mine cut lengthwise in spears and grilled along with teriyaki turkey.

Chest waders and farts do not go together well at all.

Jim

[Grumpy]

Who all loves fresh pineapple!??

Man I love it!

However.. gassssss city!

Like a healthier colon cleanse I reckon

Maybe you better change your DEPENDS every 3 days whether they need it or not, I do now since all the whispering behind my back at the senior center when I came for lunch....

this stuff came out so violently I wouldve had to change my shoes and socks if it wasnt for the toilet being nearby

I learned a trick once while elk hunting, just duct tape the leg holes in the DEPENDS to your legs real good and go around the waist band a couple of times with the duct tape and tape it to your back and belly nice and tight, I went 5 days once before I noticed leakage.

[Tail Feathers]

Love it. Pineapple makes your mouth happy!

[jryser]

Pineapples are your friend. I love mine cut lengthwise in spears and grilled along with teriyaki turkey.

Chest waders and farts do not go together well at all.

Jim

Therefore the name Cut and Run. I learned the hard way that sometimes that fart in the chest waders bears a prize. Unwelcome as it is.


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[ylpnfol]

I eat lots of fresh pineapple. I love it. Never really noticed the gas thing, though.
I can pretty much fart at will, and never attributed this unique talent, to just pineapples. 🤪

[Swampstalk]

Back in the olden days while in college in southern Oklahoma on the shores of Lake Texhoma, when the Sand bass were not running and the geese hadn't shown up yet a bunch of us organized the 1st World Championship Farting contest, preliminary rounds. If I recall, this was based on an old war time Australian recording of the same subject. There actually were rules, such as having an official farting post, of which each entrant had to grasp with each hand and flex their knees. If an entrant fouled himself during their exhibition he would be automatically disqualified! The dorm room with which this contest was held was cordoned off and detoxed afterwards.

As an entrant, and the ultimate winner of the first round, I had a secret weapon formula for generating maximum output, as the school cafeteria has served pinto beans, along with chocolate ice cream, both of which could set me off. I won hands down with a beautiful Triple Flutter Blast (an official category)! Boy those were the days! Pineapple had nothing on us!

[Hognutz]

Ahhh. The “Original Farting Contest”. I have the CD of this! Crazy good!

[ICDEDTURKES]

Never knew pineapple did that. One Sunday way laying next to couch dad on couch "got lava farts" the ones that are hot fighting off a shart. My dad can fart and he screamed it stunk so bad I got cursed

Don't get them often but love in vehicle when in charge of window locks.

[KyScott]

Man I love me some pineapple! Don't guess its ever gave me the poots?

[Hoobilly]

Never knew pineapple did that. One Sunday way laying next to couch dad on couch "got lava farts" the ones that are hot fighting off a shart. My dad can fart and he screamed it stunk so bad I got cursed

Don't get them often but love in vehicle when in charge of window locks.

That’s why I drive..

[Fatmo]

Try it in a Steak marinade. NO pineapple taste but makes steak super tender.

[Hoobilly]

Try it in a Steak marinade. NO pineapple taste but makes steak super tender.

have had pineapple rings on top of chicken cooked on a george foreman grill.. that is delicious

[Cut N Run]

This has nothing to do with pineapple, but it kinda fits the thread.

A guy I used to work with had an unusually excessive hatred for Christmas. That guy could give probably Scrooge lessons. One day when we were riding to a job together I asked him what the deal was. Here's his story:

Jason grew up in rural south central Virginia where his family ran a country store. Their house was around behind the store, which was both a blessing and a curse. People would travel quite a distance to shop there and his father would stay open after hours to accommodate customers looking to spend money. The store was prosperous and the family was grateful to have so many loyal customers. Jason's family kept the store open long hours, except on Christmas Eve, when they closed early to spend time together as a family. Each Christmas Eve, his mother would start cooking in the morning, so the feast would be ready by evening. They exchanged gifts on Christmas Eve after the meal, then would go to church together on Christmas morning.

Without fail, last minute shoppers ignored the store closed sign and would walk around to the house to bang on the door, interrupting the family's Christmas feast. Jason's father would always cave in to the pleading customer and open up the store. As soon as other passers-by saw the lights on and store open, they'd also come in hoping for some last minute gift. His father being pulled out of the family holiday gathering definitely scarred Jason for life. Even though that all happened decades ago, every Christmas Eve since, Jason eats lots of collards, pinto beans, burritos, deviled eggs, then goes to shopping centers, and seeks out the longest, slowest moving lines of shoppers he can find where he farts noxious clouds of gas on last minute shoppers. So, if you happen to be shopping somewhere on Christmas Eve and start smelling something nasty, then happen to notice a guy with an evil grin & not buying much, it's probably Jason. Consider yourself warned.

Jim

[Fatmo]

Try it in a Steak marinade. NO pineapple taste but makes steak super tender.

have had pineapple rings on top of chicken cooked on a george foreman grill.. that is delicious

It has a natural enzyme that breaks the cartlage down in meats making it tender ( Bromine ) I think??? Don't marinade overnight but just a few hours. Best meat tenderizer!