Broken down fences

[Hoobilly]

When’s the last time you’ve fallen down while out hunting?

Been a while for me. So this morning I cross a fence forgetting there’s another broken down fence and it found me. Didn’t get hurt but I thought as I was going down to watch my face from hitting anything.


Wouldn’t have hurt except my niece was laughing at me..

I’m thinking about tripping her or pushing her a goodn once where done hunting this morning.

[guesswho]

I've had some good ones. One resulted in knee surgery and one in elbow surgery. That's why I'm not allowed to reload shotgun shells or have any sharp objects in my possession. Good news is when I have a sharp object I'm not the one who usually bleeds.

[Hoobilly]

I've had some good ones. One resulted in knee surgery and one in elbow surgery. That's why I'm not allowed to reload shotgun shells or have any sharp objects in my possession. Good news is when I have a sharp object I'm not the one who usually bleeds.

I have a knife that cuts three ways..


Deep


Wide

And...


Often

[guesswho]

I have that same model.

[Hoobilly]

I have that same model.

[Grumpy]

Sounds like someone needs "LIFE ALERT"

"Help I've fallen and can't get up."

"Help I've fallen in the park and two girls are taking all of my free candy."

[soiltester]

Sounds like someone needs "LIFE ALERT"

"Help I've fallen and can't get up."

"Help I've fallen in the park and two girls are taking all of my free candy."

Ya' got it Grump

He was takin' someone else other than his niece and her friend, probably on a "snipe hunt" to start with

[Turkinator]

Sounds like someone needs "LIFE ALERT"

"Help I've fallen and can't get up."

"Help I've fallen in the park and two girls are taking all of my free candy."

[Hoobilly]

Sounds like someone needs "LIFE ALERT"

"Help I've fallen and can't get up."

"Help I've fallen in the park and two girls are taking all of my free candy."

Ya' got it Grump

He was takin' someone else other than his niece and her friend, probably on a "snipe hunt" to start with

Ever notice how a sincere post spirals out of control on this forum???

Snipe is a tasty game bird

Hmmm life alert. Tell us more about how that works Grumpy..

[Grumpy]

Sounds like someone needs "LIFE ALERT"

"Help I've fallen and can't get up."

"Help I've fallen in the park and two girls are taking all of my free candy."

Ya' got it Grump

He was takin' someone else other than his niece and her friend, probably on a "snipe hunt" to start with

Ever notice how a sincere post spirals out of control on this forum???

Snipe is a tasty game bird

Hmmm life alert. Tell us more about how that works Grumpy..

My wife has one and I over heard her use it this morning, she thought I was still in bed sleeping.

Here is how it went : "Life Alert how may we Help you ?"

My wife: " I've fallen in the shower and can't get up, can you send the same two guys you sent yesterday morning ?"

[Hoobilly]

My wife has one and I over heard her use it this morning, she thought I was still in bed sleeping.

Here is how it went : "Life Alert how may we Help you ?"

My wife: " I've fallen in the shower and can't get up, can you send the same two guys you sent yesterday morning ?"

sounds a lot like your wallet being stolen at Walmart..

[MKW]

Yeah, the title of this thread should be, "Broken down old man."

[Hoobilly]

Yeah, the title of this thread should be, "Broken down old man."