Broken down fences
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Broken down fences
When’s the last time you’ve fallen down while out hunting?
Been a while for me. So this morning I cross a fence forgetting there’s another broken down fence and it found me. Didn’t get hurt but I thought as I was going down to watch my face from hitting anything.
Wouldn’t have hurt except my niece was laughing at me..
I’m thinking about tripping her or pushing her a goodn once where done hunting this morning.
Been a while for me. So this morning I cross a fence forgetting there’s another broken down fence and it found me. Didn’t get hurt but I thought as I was going down to watch my face from hitting anything.
Wouldn’t have hurt except my niece was laughing at me..
I’m thinking about tripping her or pushing her a goodn once where done hunting this morning.
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Re: Broken down fences
I've had some good ones. One resulted in knee surgery and one in elbow surgery. That's why I'm not allowed to reload shotgun shells or have any sharp objects in my possession. Good news is when I have a sharp object I'm not the one who usually bleeds.
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Re: Broken down fences
I have a knife that cuts three ways..
Deep
Wide
And...
Often
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Re: Broken down fences
I have that same model.
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Re: Broken down fences
Sounds like someone needs "LIFE ALERT"
"Help I've fallen and can't get up."
"Help I've fallen in the park and two girls are taking all of my free candy."
"Help I've fallen and can't get up."
"Help I've fallen in the park and two girls are taking all of my free candy."
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Re: Broken down fences
Ya' got it Grump
He was takin' someone else other than his niece and her friend, probably on a "snipe hunt" to start with
ever wonder where the white goes when the snow melts??
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Re: Broken down fences
Ever notice how a sincere post spirals out of control on this forum???soiltester wrote: ↑December 21st, 2018, 5:40 pmYa' got it Grump
He was takin' someone else other than his niece and her friend, probably on a "snipe hunt" to start with
Snipe is a tasty game bird
Hmmm life alert. Tell us more about how that works Grumpy..
Re: Broken down fences
hoobilly wrote: ↑December 21st, 2018, 8:13 pmEver notice how a sincere post spirals out of control on this forum???soiltester wrote: ↑December 21st, 2018, 5:40 pmYa' got it Grump
He was takin' someone else other than his niece and her friend, probably on a "snipe hunt" to start with
Snipe is a tasty game bird
Hmmm life alert. Tell us more about how that works Grumpy..
My wife has one and I over heard her use it this morning, she thought I was still in bed sleeping.
Here is how it went : "Life Alert how may we Help you ?"
My wife: " I've fallen in the shower and can't get up, can you send the same two guys you sent yesterday morning ?"
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"Rest in Peace my Little Buddy"
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Re: Broken down fences
sounds a lot like your wallet being stolen at Walmart..Grumpy wrote: ↑December 21st, 2018, 11:04 pm
My wife has one and I over heard her use it this morning, she thought I was still in bed sleeping.
Here is how it went : "Life Alert how may we Help you ?"
My wife: " I've fallen in the shower and can't get up, can you send the same two guys you sent yesterday morning ?"
Re: Broken down fences
Yeah, the title of this thread should be, "Broken down old man."
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