As all of this was getting to be more than I could deal with my boss calls me at home. He tells me "there is no easy way to say this, so I will just say it". "Someone called the company hotline today and reported you doing something really bad in the company truck this afternoon and you have to meet me at HR in the morning at 8:30". He could not tell me about the complaint only to meet him in the morning. So now I am trying to remember cutting someone off or running a stop light or what I might have done but could come up with nothing. The next morning the HR representative tells me someone called in and reported my tag number and stated the driver of this truck was smoking a crack pipe on Harkrider Street in Conway!! They went on to state they knew it was a crack pipe because it was too long to be a tobacco pipe!!
I did not put it together at first. I told her I have never done drugs of any kind and would gladly take any drug test. It was then my boss stated the first thing that popped in his mind was a turkey call or a duck call. Then it hit me in the face. I keep at least two trumpets hanging on my rear view mirror all the time and I had been running a Constantine yelper at the stop light while waiting to get on the free way. I guess they thought it was smokeless crack???
I admitted I do have an addiction to turkey calls and they offered no help. Here is my "crack pipe"...lol
It's the one on the left.
