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The people who know me know that my stories do contain bits and pieces of the truth. Some details may be enhanced from time to time for entertainment purposes.

I killed this hog this morning. Drove into my front yard this morning and got out of the truck. I unlocked my utility building and spent a couple minutes in it, maybe three or four. When I came back out this hog was in the front yard. I chased him down on foot and tackled him. I maneuvered around until I had his back. It was quite a struggle but I managed to get his back and put a rear naked choke on him and broke his neck. The next time I try that I'm putting my clothes back on first. That whole rear naked choke thing isn't what its cracked up to be. I'm thinking it would be a lot easier and a lot more comfortable fully clothed.

After I broke his neck I gave him to a couple guys who I know that just happened to be down the road a short piece.


That's sounds a lot better than I pulled into my front yard and he stepped out in 3 minutes and I got the 30-30 out of my truck and shot him, then gave him to some folks who like them. I hate hogs!!!
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May have taken a few hogs from the rear and naked, but never choked um
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ICDEDTURKES wrote: October 21st, 2017, 5:10 pm May have taken a few hogs from the rear and naked, but never choked um
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ICDEDTURKES wrote: October 21st, 2017, 5:10 pm May have taken a few hogs from the rear and naked, but never choked um
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yeah I aint done neither.. I like my bacon, but I never got behind one naked to the rear and never choked one


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Ok its way to early for these flights of fantasy I think you need to find a spot to fall turkey hunt or none of us will make it to the spring season without some serious mental scarring ! :shaking:
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timbrhuntr wrote: October 22nd, 2017, 9:28 am Ok its way to early for these flights of fantasy I think you need to find a spot to fall turkey hunt or none of us will make it to the spring season without some serious mental scarring ! :shaking:
I may get me a sow decoy and practice my rear naked chokes on it. Now there's a visual that should hold you until spring.

I wish I had a place to fall hunt. I can't shoot them but I still play around with them in the fall. I didn't see or hear any yesterday though. Could have been all the squealing going on.
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This tread & post ain't right :stir: :LMAO:
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Your a very good story teller Ronnie !
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Your Fall turkey hunting spots in Michigan and Ohio are pretty good but the company is pretty terrible. :thumbup:
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ICDEDTURKES wrote: October 21st, 2017, 5:10 pm May have taken a few hogs from the rear and naked, but never choked um
Some of the hogs I've taken from the rear LIKED to be choked.....
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FireDoc wrote: October 22nd, 2017, 11:07 pm Your Fall turkey hunting spots in Michigan and Ohio are pretty good but the company is pretty terrible. :thumbup:
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The last fall hunt I had in Ohio I saw dancing cows with ear rings and almost got sprayed by a skunk. Truth!!! I have a witness :lol:
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