Good News Bad News

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An attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. “Paul,
I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”

The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day. Give me the good news
first.”

The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring
a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right.”Paul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad
news. What is it?”The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”

[guesswho]

ouch

[The Baron]

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[2Shooter]

[pedro]

Leave no evidence.

[soiltester]

Rut Ro

[Swampchickin234]

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