Little excitement today, turned sort a funny

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Little excitement today, turned sort a funny

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I am usually mild mannered Clark Kent, but occasionally I get riled. And usually has something to do with bad drivers.
especially since I became a cripple from someone running straight into me, even after I tried to miss them.
These road rage rednecks are the worst.
Probably shouldn't be telling this, ya'll probably gonna think I'm an azz now, or probably already do. :lol:
Anyways I'm easing down the city 4 lane, posted 30mph in my wife's new Vette I got her for Valentines day.
This clown tries to jump out of a side street in a hurry. He does the double take, and lunges right in front of me.
I whip the car out of the path of him, and give him the "you're number one salute". He proceeds to follow me.
I go around the square, and park in front of the Post Office with all the cams. He pulls up along side, jabbering about crap I couldn't understand. Finally says, why you give me the bird?
I say, I'm a cripple because of someone like you. He goes off jabbering again. Then starts the threats.
I say, tell you what,... back your car up and read my tag, then if you want to come back up here and xxxk with me, then I'll be happy to oblige ya, you Dumb azz!!!

Yea, it says Shooter.
Needless to say, guess he didn't want to find out. :mrgreen:

Like I said, I'm usually a laid back person.
I don't give out chit, but I certainly don't take any chit,.... I ain't in the chit business!!
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:lol: Glad you didn't have to a load of TSS up his azz.
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These goofy azz drivers are getting worse everyday, can't blame you for the way you handled it, sounds perfect to me......... :lol:
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You better watch about tellin another man this day and time to back up and look at your back bumper. He may take that as you being single and ready to mingle
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killerstump wrote:You better watch about tellin another man this day and time to back up and look at your back bumper. He may take that as you being single and ready to mingle
From the only Chicken F*&#er on this site :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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CamoMan4025 wrote:
killerstump wrote:You better watch about tellin another man this day and time to back up and look at your back bumper. He may take that as you being single and ready to mingle
From the only Chicken F*&#er on this site :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol I like white breasts wat can I say
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You did good Tommy. :thumbup:
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Sounds like you did nothing wrong. Most people are idiots.
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MMMMMM . wonder what would've happened if you had yer' huntin' vehicle :shock:

I don't even want to know what that license plate says :LMAO:

Ya' did a lot better job handlin' that, than I would've :angry5: :roll: :naka:
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now thats hilarious!
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