I am usually mild mannered Clark Kent, but occasionally I get riled. And usually has something to do with bad drivers.
especially since I became a cripple from someone running straight into me, even after I tried to miss them.
These road rage rednecks are the worst.
Probably shouldn't be telling this, ya'll probably gonna think I'm an azz now, or probably already do.
Anyways I'm easing down the city 4 lane, posted 30mph in my wife's new Vette I got her for Valentines day.
This clown tries to jump out of a side street in a hurry. He does the double take, and lunges right in front of me.
I whip the car out of the path of him, and give him the "you're number one salute". He proceeds to follow me.
I go around the square, and park in front of the Post Office with all the cams. He pulls up along side, jabbering about crap I couldn't understand. Finally says, why you give me the bird?
I say, I'm a cripple because of someone like you. He goes off jabbering again. Then starts the threats.
I say, tell you what,... back your car up and read my tag, then if you want to come back up here and xxxk with me, then I'll be happy to oblige ya, you Dumb azz!!!
Yea, it says Shooter.
Needless to say, guess he didn't want to find out.
Like I said, I'm usually a laid back person.
I don't give out chit, but I certainly don't take any chit,.... I ain't in the chit business!!
Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
Re: Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
Glad you didn't have to a load of TSS up his azz.
Put you plans in the nail scarred hands.
Re: Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
These goofy azz drivers are getting worse everyday, can't blame you for the way you handled it, sounds perfect to me.........
I was not his father but he was my son,,MAK IV, 10-15-1993 - 4-22-2007
"Rest in Peace my Little Buddy"
"Rest in Peace my Little Buddy"
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Re: Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
You better watch about tellin another man this day and time to back up and look at your back bumper. He may take that as you being single and ready to mingle
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Re: Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
From the only Chicken F*&#er on this sitekillerstump wrote:You better watch about tellin another man this day and time to back up and look at your back bumper. He may take that as you being single and ready to mingle
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Re: Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
lol I like white breasts wat can I sayCamoMan4025 wrote:From the only Chicken F*&#er on this sitekillerstump wrote:You better watch about tellin another man this day and time to back up and look at your back bumper. He may take that as you being single and ready to mingle
Re: Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
You did good Tommy.
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Re: Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
Sounds like you did nothing wrong. Most people are idiots.
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Re: Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
MMMMMM . wonder what would've happened if you had yer' huntin' vehicle
I don't even want to know what that license plate says
Ya' did a lot better job handlin' that, than I would've
I don't even want to know what that license plate says
Ya' did a lot better job handlin' that, than I would've
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Re: Little excitement today, turned sort a funny
now thats hilarious!