Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
- Shooter
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Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
Well meet "The Kitchen Destroyer"
She claims these things keep her young. Guess me and Ricky better get some!!!
These things look like an Alka Seltzer, and are exactly the same size. You drop them in water with a little moisturizer, and Presto, facial mask.
First time I ever saw one on her, bout scared the crap out of me, and thought, OMG, what have I gotten into???
She claims these things keep her young. Guess me and Ricky better get some!!!
These things look like an Alka Seltzer, and are exactly the same size. You drop them in water with a little moisturizer, and Presto, facial mask.
First time I ever saw one on her, bout scared the crap out of me, and thought, OMG, what have I gotten into???
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
Ah, the power of the mask. Do as she says.
No Need To Count Holes In Paper. My Mossberg And Lead Kill'em Dead!!!!
I've wined and dined with Kings and Queens, and I've slept in the alley eating pork and beans.
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I've wined and dined with Kings and Queens, and I've slept in the alley eating pork and beans.
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
I;m sure not going to show my wife this
ever wonder where the white goes when the snow melts??
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Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
Now she just needs some my beef in that pan
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
EEEEEEGH!!!!
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
Does it come in camouflage?
Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
Now that would be great.Turkinator wrote:Does it come in camouflage?
As far as you and Ricky, Shooter ,that reminds me of the Fred Sanford line. "Ester,go stick yo face in some mud and make some gorilla cookies ".
Put you plans in the nail scarred hands.
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
Mahyuuuuuun!
That wood skeeeeeer me too!
if that mask peels off ez, get that made from across the pond in dark earth brown
your gonna get rich
That wood skeeeeeer me too!
if that mask peels off ez, get that made from across the pond in dark earth brown
your gonna get rich
Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
I don't know how you are still walking around.
- Shooter
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
She don't know I posted it. If she had, she would have aired out her new 20.Gobbler wrote:I don't know how you are still walking around.
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
LET'S GO TROUT FISHING
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
Eureka!! I could patent that and make hunters come home from the woods looking younger and refreshed!Turkinator wrote:Does it come in camouflage?
Wives would buy them like hotcakes for their wrinkled old men!
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Re: Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???
I hope for your sake she doesn't catch wind of this.
She got a new 20?...so does that make the Benelli all yours??
She got a new 20?...so does that make the Benelli all yours??
Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.