Ya'll heard of "The Mossberg Mauler" ???

Shooter · Post by **Shooter** » April 7th, 2016, 1:05 am

Well meet "The Kitchen Destroyer"

She claims these things keep her young. Guess me and Ricky better get some!!!

These things look like an Alka Seltzer, and are exactly the same size. You drop them in water with a little moisturizer, and Presto, facial mask.
First time I ever saw one on her, bout scared the crap out of me, and thought, OMG, what have I gotten into???

The Mossberg Mauler · Post by **The Mossberg Mauler** » April 7th, 2016, 5:10 am

Ah, the power of the mask. Do as she says.

appalachianassassin · Post by **appalachianassassin** » April 7th, 2016, 7:29 am

soiltester · Post by **soiltester** » April 7th, 2016, 7:33 am

I;m sure not going to show my wife this

killerstump · Post by **killerstump** » April 7th, 2016, 7:53 am

Now she just needs some my beef in that pan

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Spuriosity · Post by **Spuriosity** » April 7th, 2016, 7:59 am

EEEEEEGH!!!!

Turkinator · Post by **Turkinator** » April 7th, 2016, 8:08 am

Does it come in camouflage? :turkeywave:

Post by **redarrow** » April 7th, 2016, 8:43 am

Turkinator wrote:Does it come in camouflage?

Now that would be great.

As far as you and Ricky, Shooter ,that reminds me of the Fred Sanford line. "Ester,go stick yo face in some mud and make some gorilla cookies ".

Post by **Hoobilly** » April 7th, 2016, 9:21 am

Mahyuuuuuun!

That wood skeeeeeer me too!

if that mask peels off ez, get that made from across the pond in dark earth brown

your gonna get rich

Gobbler · Post by **Gobbler** » April 7th, 2016, 9:32 am

I don't know how you are still walking around.

Shooter · Post by **Shooter** » April 7th, 2016, 7:47 pm

Gobbler wrote:I don't know how you are still walking around.

She don't know I posted it.

If she had, she would have aired out her new 20.

GOLD HUNTER · Post by **GOLD HUNTER** » April 7th, 2016, 8:03 pm

Tail Feathers · Post by **Tail Feathers** » April 7th, 2016, 8:55 pm

Turkinator wrote:Does it come in camouflage?

Eureka!! I could patent that and make hunters come home from the woods looking younger and refreshed!
Wives would buy them like hotcakes for their wrinkled old men!

Waddle Whacker · Post by **Waddle Whacker** » April 7th, 2016, 9:18 pm

I hope for your sake she doesn't catch wind of this.
She got a new 20?...so does that make the Benelli all yours??

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