Gobbler Nation

Just call my Hatsan Auto 12 "The Spattergun"

I guess you back east boys have to hunt like that, I live in Montana and if that was how we had to hunt here I would sell every gun but one handgun and go fishing.

Toke some weed first and if you get scared just fly down.

No way, the next thing you will want to count the white ones in your neighbors barnyard.

Prayers sent, you will need them.

Yupper, always works for me, after the first one I feel like a new man, then the new man has to have one, over and over all night long, then I turn into a really pretty dude the women just can't be away from.

Second thought, the hell with the deer, go find a nice fat 2 yr. old beef.

I have to agree with turkey talker, this crap has been going on over there way to long and to bury a young man or a child will ruin a good man for life, I won't get into it now but at one time I was a good man....

My ex wife was a knob gobbler.

Grab a good spotlight and a .22 with some hollow points and go out and shoot a half dozen or so and see how it works under pressure.

Half a roll of wipe and some duct tape.

Somebody needs to pop a Mydol.

Coed nude volleyball always is a great fund raiser.

Not my kind of hunting, would be like shooting penned turkeys, what a joke.

Pretty cool whatever did it.

Let em hang in the sun for 2 days. Once you see maggots you know your doing it right. What are you trying to do, get the job half done, hang them by the head in a sunny location, it will take about a week when the carcass will naturally seperate from the head and fall to the ground, it takes more t...

Jason over on taxidermy.net will make anything you want and is very reasonable cheap.

I picked up a never been used Redfield 3X9 scope at a rummage sale ,the ex husband, twisted the allen wrench off in a ring screw right after he rounded out the other ring screw, dummmy didn't have an idea what to do so he left it after the divorce, she wanted $20, I told her she was ringier than a p...

I would try for the one with the 4 eyes, make a great mount.

We need that Baby Duck wine down here too.

We out sourced the office of the President of the United States to Kenya.

Hahaha,,his bow has training wheels.

It never ceases to amaze me how many clowns go on to private land as braisen as if the own it, I hope you can get proof then press every charge you can against them,,good luck.

I see him around the game check stations alot, he pays the hunters if they let him pose with what they shot,
he's harmless.