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I was thinking maybe they have to replace a lot of the wiring harness to cost that much but on the other hand these auto mechanics gottcha by the short hair when it comes to prices.

another thing we don't have in this part of Montana is those destructive tree rats, they are starting to show up in the bigger towns and the city clowns are feeding them to keep them around.

My secret to married almost half a century is on your birthday have your wife buy you something nice like a new gun or knife or hunting trip etc. and on her birthday buy her a potted flower, potted so they have something to do while you are gone, and a nice card telling her how much you like her and...

They are nice looking birds for sure. I miss having turkeys, we had the Bourban Reds they are very docile and never get mean.

I can't wait until next spring when we see them being held up by one leg with a mountain background.....

Maybe you should plant a few Pussy Willows close by.

Now that I’m 65, is it unusual that one of my nuts hangs lower than the other two? :dontknow: :lol: Hell I’m 33 and I’m already cockeyed. I saw once where a little boy in china was born without eyelids so when they circumcised him they made him some eyelids but now the kid is cockeyed. :mrgreen:

Hognutz wrote: ↑September 5th, 2019, 8:05 pm Now that I’m 65, is it unusual that one of my nuts hangs lower than the other two?

MKW wrote: ↑September 5th, 2019, 7:39 pm Yeah...nuts, I've got'em but don't know much about them.
Oh yeah...shave them and they'll look bigger.

Did your nuts drop or are they just hanging there ....

I think hognuts can probably ad to this....

as slow as it is moving there must be some laid off Amtrak trainmen controlling it..

Limb Hanger wrote: ↑September 4th, 2019, 9:52 pm That's what I want for Christmas

Don't buy a used one, most used ones don't hold air very long....

Hognutz wrote: ↑September 4th, 2019, 4:38 pm I don’t see any gun?

That's the problem Mike , in this day and age there are too many transistors around and that one might be packing a hidden gun too.

Be careful Mike, anymore it's difficult at best to tell, could be a woman and that would ruin your reputation.

aristico wrote: ↑September 4th, 2019, 12:46 pm No trades at this time.....she is a newer model with very low miles.....well i havent put many miles on her cant speak for the miles I dont know about...

I suppose it is tough putting miles on a woman when you are only doing it 2 inches at a time...

They all look the same if ya turn em upside down then they all look like sisters to me.
Can she speak English and can she cook and does she take a shower at least once a month whether she needs it or not.

Looks like it is going to pick up speed

Probably shooting blanks

You lost me champ, I'm still working on trying to figure out what the hell "jumbo shrimp" are.

He must be the security guard for meals on wheels, either that or the senior citizen bus broke down close by.

CamoMan4025 wrote: ↑September 2nd, 2019, 5:47 pm Sir Grumpster......you don't have to take this.....I've got your six!

I may be calling on you to straighten these boys out

My girlfriend finally broke up with me yesterday so I stole her wheelchair, guess who came crawling back!

Was the knife made by the CH- INA knife and tool company.

I think his butter slipped off his noodles long before he showed up here.