Gobbler Nation

How do you get the camo tape on without wrinkles and seams.

I know the feeling, sold a rifle to a rancher near Swan Lake , Mt. and asked if he had turkeys and would let me hunt, he said he normally doesn't allow turkey hunting but he would let me hunt this spring, he claims he has a flock of close to 60 and another flock around 40. The middle of April won't ...

Went fishing a fews years ago on the Flathead Indian Res. south of browning , Mt., we drove past the indian cop on the way into Mitton Resivoir, the s.o.b. waited until we got all set up, fly fishing. and waded out to belly button deep water, then he drives in and wants to see licenses, so we showed...

Is that stuff also called KY jelly ?

The wife leaving the toilet seat up.

It is truly amazing for the size they are , how fast those turkeys are.

I won't even go fish on the rez anymore and we have 7 of them in Montana, the Tribal Police will look to write a ticket and take all your stuff including vehicles,,they suck big time.

Arrow head, Brand new bloody Buck folding knife, Snowmobile (ran like a striped monkey too),fishpoles.
I did lose my "Silver Bullet" out in the woods, her name was Mariann.
I was only 11 and scared stiff !...

I saw plenty of times when the bird was stopped and the kid had a perfect shot to the Texas Heart,,,lol

Prayers sent.

Still looks plenty green to me !

Shooter, it has already happened, women jogger killed in Canada by coyotes and several kids attacked in Colorado, which is a cage trapping state only, almost impossible to get a coyote in a cage trap.

I saw an article a few years ago, I don't remember what magazine but the guy made a gun cabinet out of an old hot water heater with a lazy susan base inside it and he just left it in the laundry room and made it look as it was still hooked up to the water supply. Great hiding place, the thieves can'...

April here in Montana, "Where men are men and sheep are nervous"

The problem with the bunny turd sniffers is they have a few of these lame a$$ judges on their side, Montana wolverine season was suppose to open Dec1 but the sniffers got Judge Jeffery Sherkock of Helena to close down the season Nov. 30. Idea behind it was the wolverine may go on the ESL and they wa...

oops, I thought it was a chopstick.

I love a stuffed , grain fed northern Mallard, a trick to roasting them is cut out the oil glands on the top of the tail
before roasting them.

Sky carp.

I was hoping to put a deer in the freezer but with trapping full time it is hard to make time. Did get a nice antelope before trapping started and I like those better than deer.

Hubby needs to buy her a boob job so he can tell if she is coming or going.

Federal always seems to have good ammo.

Get the pink ones.

More turkeys there than in this whole damn state.

If they wanted kids so bad they should have sent that Honey here to me, I would have had 3 on the ground already and one in oven.