Gobbler Nation

Happy Birthday.

I've got an extra man card I could send you.

I just kill'em with one call. I have a pretty simple mind, which I think can be a plus when turkey hunting.

Yeah, it's extended. Forgot about that.

Would the middle one have ridges on it too? I have one that looks like that, but it doesn't have ridges. That's the one that mic's out at .678

The factory chokes look like the one on the right. I do have a couple that look like the middle one too.

strutlife wrote:Guys, if I can play the Haint, anyone can. Finally figured it out. IMO they describe how to play it wrong. However, I have figured it out and it sounds pretty good. Have had numerous people listen to it.

Sound file?

turkey_slayer wrote:

killerstump wrote:How do ya gobble with a diaphragm lol

Do it like your motor boating

He's probably getting in the tub now.

After, even though in the South it doesn't make much difference. Especially in pines.

Congrat's, that's pretty cool. Get you a really good looking female hunting partner and your chances of getting your own hunting show will go way up.

Believe it or not I don't really get excited or pumped up about the upcoming season. I usually don't think much about it. But I'll be out there farting around on my property one weekend and I'll hear one fire off. I'll stop and listen and think don't do it again jack azz. Then as soon as he hits it ...

Makes you wonder how any wildlife survives.

We get an a couple of inches of snow here and the whole town shut's down for a couple of days.

Anything that may result in serious injury, sky diving, bungee jumping, zip lining, bull riding etc.

Tube!

Ronnie, Why is it that no matter how hard I try I can't fit in on this site? I'm not tooting my own horn? Me or a different Ronnie? I'm lost and don't have the attention span to read all the posts. I do have a fat wallet. Only because I'm an Optimist and always carry a wallet full of condoms, some ...

ole5beards wrote:Ronnie, how many birds has your Garbage Mossberg killed over the years?!!

Not enough, that's why I bought a SBE this summer.

I put that Garbage Mossberg, rattle trap, non-patterning, non turkey killing piece of crap in the cabinet.

I'd use a funky chicken before a strutter anyday.

Dumbing down turkey hunting even further.

Shooter wrote:BTW, Did you ever show your toughest competition, Stumpy, your Bucket collection????

No, Stumpy has no idea . About the only time I ever post that is if I get my med's mixed up.

Shooter wrote:Get your Binos out and find the one with the longest spurs and beard.

No need for those heavy awkward Bino's anymore. Just order a pair of my EVG's, Extended Vision Glasses. You will be able to see like a young owl and you won't even know you have them on.

She looks happy.

I got your behind right here for ya',...YaGoob!! :bootyshake: ...You can give it a big ol' kiss,..so pucker up! You gonna get in the contest this year,...or you just give everybody crap all spring again?! :mrgreen: Don't ever use that sentence around killerstumphumper! And no I'm not in the contest...

That would be perfect if I got to pick and choose who used them. There's one or two folks I'd like to put on that pro-staff.